Wednesday, April 9, 2008

SHORT & FUNNY

I dialed a number and got the following recording
"I am not available right not, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the Beep.

If I do not return your call.

You are one of the changes."


Aspire to inspire before you expire.


My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.


Frustration is trying to find your glasses with out your glasses.



Blessed are those who can give without remembering.

And take without forgetting.



The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,

you're not going anywhere.


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think.
Of an answer for her first question.


I was always taught to respect my elders.
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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25 comments:

  1. TammyApril 9, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    Cute! (I love that last one...heehee)

    Thanks for welcoming me back from the trip, dear Susan! We're tired but are already enjoying so many memories!
    Part 2 will be coming in a couple days!

    Hugs,
    ~Tammy

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  2. Pen of JenApril 9, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    Short and Funny ...as you promised!

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  3. TinaApril 9, 2008 at 6:01 PM

    "God made man before woman so as to give him time to think.
    Of an answer for her first question."


    I heard that one this way once.... God made man first because He didn't want anyone telling Him how to do it. LOL

    These were great

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  4. The Olson's:April 9, 2008 at 6:41 PM

    Very cute! I liked the first one! Not something you would expect to hear on an answering machine!

    Hope you'r enjoying your day!
    ~ Leanne

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  5. Peculiar BlogsApril 9, 2008 at 6:47 PM

    Very Cute! I sent them to my parents. :-)

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  6. Yellow Rose ArborApril 9, 2008 at 7:00 PM

    Thanks for these, I needed some laughs!

    Katherine

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  7. LarissaApril 9, 2008 at 7:50 PM

    That was cute!!! It made me smile! :)

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  8. ~~DebyApril 9, 2008 at 8:03 PM

    These were great Susan...
    Deby

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  9. Rose of SharonApril 9, 2008 at 10:28 PM

    What cute sayings! I love that message, that is so funny!

    Hugs, Sharon

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  10. jApril 9, 2008 at 10:40 PM

    Oh these are CUTE! I love the one about elders!

    Jennifer

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  11. Momma RoarApril 9, 2008 at 11:14 PM

    Those are all so cute and funny!

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  12. Danny WrightApril 9, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    was this all on one recording?

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  13. Sue SeibertApril 9, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    HA! Susan, I love these. They made me smile! We should all smile a whole lot more!!

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  14. CjdusseApril 10, 2008 at 1:06 AM

    Ha ha ha!! so funny

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  15. Writer in ResidenceApril 10, 2008 at 2:27 AM

    One has to laugh upon such an imaginative recording... Amusing and highly enlightened the author...

    May I say Susan - the transformation of your blog theme is indeed most welcoming to all who visit.

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  16. SusanApril 10, 2008 at 6:57 AM

    Danny - No these were not all on a telephone message. Just a list of silly, funny sayings that began with that. Haven't heard from you in a LONG time. Glad to see you!
    Susan

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  17. concerned parentApril 10, 2008 at 7:10 AM

    I like starting the day with a good Laugh thanks.

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  18. Danny WrightApril 10, 2008 at 8:20 AM

    I don't leave many comments these days, but I'm always stopping by.

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  19. ...April 10, 2008 at 8:27 AM

    these are great and i laughed at each one.

    are you getting any of this early spring snow storm? it's blowing snow (about 2" so far) as i sit here typing this.

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  20. Frazzled Farm WifeApril 10, 2008 at 9:19 AM

    Great ones Susan!

    Are you getting the nasty weather that I have been seeing on the news? I sure hope not. Praying that you are safe.

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  21. Michelle-ozark crafterApril 10, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    LOL! That is funny!

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  22. Knit-WitApril 10, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    The one about the eyeglasses is so true. I was doing some laundry this morning when the cat batted my glasses off while I was bending over the basket. I had to grope around in the clothes before I could find them.

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  23. JenileighApril 10, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    I love them! Thanks for sharing.

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  24. Ms. KathleenApril 10, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    Great one liners! I think my favorites are:

    Blessed are those who can give without remembering.

    And take without forgetting.

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  25. rethaApril 10, 2008 at 4:21 PM

    Nice to have read this funnies.

    Saw there is tornado and rain in Texas and Oklahoma. Hope you are not affected in any way.

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Thank you so much with honoring me with your presence and your comments. Both are precious to me.
Susan