Tuesday, September 9, 2008

SMILERS - Some Good Ones!

I thought today would be a good day for some silliness and fun. Hope you enjoy!
1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.


2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?Tame way. Unique up on it.


3. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.


4. How do you get holy water. You boil the hell out of it.


5. What do fish say whey they hit a concrete wall? Dam!


6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.


7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.


8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.


9. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.


10. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro Sinko


11. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite


13. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and witches? A nervous wreck.


14. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.


15. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.


16. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.


17. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the dog.


18. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.


19. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag.


20. Why old Pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.


21. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.


22. How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Somebodies going to lose a trailer.

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18 comments:

Alisun said...

I my Gosch that was great!!
I am so glad I just went to the bathroom because I just might have peaed my pants.

annie said...

Those were hilarious!

Carla said...

So lame, So corny, So perfect! Thanks for sharing (I'll be sharing these with hubby tonight:)

Missy said...

HA! These are great, Susan. I can't wait to tell a few to my kids today!

Shirley said...

Thanks for the chuckle!
Shirley

Charlotte said...

So funny. Tank you for the laughs today.
LOL. ( Look at my post today to see what that means.
I mean this in definition #1 and #7 both.}

Maxine said...

Well, we sure did need a good laugh. I must admit that some were "over my head."

The Olson's: said...

Those are great! Thanks for the laughs!

You beat me to it - I didn't have a chance earlier to let you know about the award! Enjoy & thanks for all the effort you put into your blog.
~ Leanne

Just Mom said...

"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses."

LOL!

These are great, Susan.

Ross' Cottage said...

Thank you Susan...I needed this laugh! and it was a good laugh!
:)
And it is true..I can roast a beef and thank God I can not Pea soup!

~Robin said...

love your nobama button:)

diana said...

we used to use these kind of riddles with our youth group so i had heard some but not all of them, and they made me laugh.... which IS what i needed today. thanks.

Tammy said...

So cute, Susan! :D

Tina said...

very cute!!!

Crystal said...

Oh, those are good ones! I've taken the liberty of sharing them with a couple of friends. Thanks!

inspired said...

;o] Hi \o/

michelle said...

Too funny. Very cute post!

Momma Roar said...

LOL!!