Friday, April 3, 2009

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Don't know how!!!! ..... but I was just linked to here under Morning Coffee Posts on The Right Opinion, for the Right Wing.

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WHY GOD MADE MOMS


Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:


Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.



What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms & dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's whoyou got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

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14 comments:

Betty said...

Kids!! Aren´t they the greatest?! I love their honesty and the way they think.
Have a good weekend!

Anonymous said...

YES INDEED THEY BROUGHT A GRIN AND CHUCKLE TO ME.. AREN'T KIDS SO HONEST IT HURTS.. THANKS FOR SHARING, AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.. DON

Shirley said...

Oh, I love it! I should ask my kids these questions and see what they say :)

Have a great weekend!

MeMaw said...

out of the mouths of babes. so cute!

Mari said...

Those are so cute! I like the part about Dad's - "did he say no to drugs and yes to chores?" So funny!

Edge of Design said...

Those are priceless!

Yellow Rose Arbor said...

This is really cute! I enjoyed all of the different entries!

Katherine

Maxine said...

I love the things that kids say! I may want to put a few in a newsletter I'm doing? Think it's okay?

Nadine said...

Oh, those were so funny. I laughed out loud and read them to Tom.

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Sohailah said...

OH my goodness! So FUNNY! Where do you FIND these great things? I laughed out loud and took the computer into the other room to read to my other girlfriends here at the house! Thanks!

This Country Girl said...

I absolutely LOVE reading things like this from kids! The are so honest and sincere and so funny! Thanks for the laugh tonight! :)

Tammy

Tina said...

I LOVE reading these kinds of things!

Annie said...

So cute!