Sunday, January 31, 2010

SPIRITUAL SUNDAY - 2010 #2 - Terrorist

It's Sunday so once again I'm participating in Spiritual Sunday. It's always a treat. Go here to read the others. You will be blessed.





WARNING
BEWARE OF TERRORIST GROUPS IN CHURCH

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bix Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.


NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!
(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)



Hope you're in this powerul cell group and Bin Prayin!!!!


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18 comments:

Mari said...

This is cute, but there's so much truth in it. Excellent!

sarah said...

hahaha. love this. had to send it to a few friends. Sarah

~Ginger said...

Love it!

Tiffany said...

Cute, but, very true! Hope you are having a blessed day!

Whidbey Woman said...

:) Thanks for the chuckle. What a great way to start the day.

Sandra said...

Very Good!! Sad to say, I've been missin today because of the snow but I've been prayin.

Saija said...

yup - really good ...
does our tv church count in the bin praying? hope so!

also loved your pics of the global warming yard of yours ...

blessings on your day!

Momma Roar said...

I've Bin Laughin' but yes, there is lots of truth! Love it!!

Kansas Bob said...

I have also heard about a bib Judgin cell :)

Joan said...

Clever post, but so true. Enjoyed reading this.

RCUBEs said...

That's great! I hope everyone who comes by have BIN PAYING ATTENTION! Have a great week ahead and may God bless you and keep you.

Clif said...

This put a smile on my face and a message on my heart.

Charlotte said...

I've bin seein' em. Thanks for the smile you put on my face.
Blessings,
Charlotte

Denise said...

lol, love this.

LeAnn * ~ See Great Things said...

What a crack up! I was not expecting that. :)

Debra said...

Susan, this is very good and made me smile too! So very true!

Brenda said...

GOOD ONE, SUSAN!
I love it!

Maxine said...

This is priceless, Susan! Love it!