ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES 2007
Are you ready for another good laugh this morning!!
If this one doesn't make you smile something is wrong with you.
Man Kills Self Before
Man Kills Self Before
Shooting Wife
and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. nih
Something Went Wrong
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. nih
Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down
Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Miners Refuse
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Miners Refuse
to Work after
Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court
Juvenile Court
to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims
Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't
If Strike Isn't
Settled Quickly,
It may Last
Awhile
Ya think?!
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Who would have thought!
Enfeld (London) Couple
Slain;
Police Suspect
Homicide
They may be on to something!
They may be on to something!
Red Tape
Holds up New
Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Oklahoma's construction program!
Oklahoma's construction program!
Man Struck By
Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger Test
Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School
Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips
Typhoon Rips
Through Cemetery;
Hundreds
Dead
Did I read that right?
We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
Did I read that right?
We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine:
but a broken spirit drieth the bones." Provebs 17:22
22 comments:
Susan! How are ya?
Hope ya'll are having a wonderful summer.
Things are so scatterbrained around here...I don't get around to everyone very quickly.
Just wanted to say that I tried to comment on the Phantom of the Opera post you did. but would not open for some reason (silly compter!) So, fine! I'll just comment here! I loved it! Thanks for sharing that!
And congratulations again! What a blessing to have each other for 50 yrs.!
ttyl...Lisa
Yes, I needed this chuckle today :)
Thanks for another good laugh.
I passed an award on to you this morning. You can see it on my blog.
Have a laughing good day!
I love it!!! I am laughting so hard right now and it feel very good.
Susan, These were hilarious! What a good dose of laughter to start my day with! :)
Hugs, Rhonda
A;ways good to start the day with a laugh1 Well, really my day started several hours ago, but you know what I mean!
Good Morning Susan and thank you for a whole day of smiles. It's unbelievable that the Editors didn't catch these funnies! I love your remarks too.
I am having a very busy summer, between making cakes and tending the garden and all, it seems the time just flies by and by the time I can sit at the computer I am so tired I just go blank!
Unfortunately I'm not able to do much blog visiting right now but it will ease up soon and I'll be back in the swing of things.
Love, Hugs and prayers.
Thanks for the lighter side this morning! It's amazing how many of these make it past the editor!! :)
Praying for you for tomorrow.
Blessings!
Shirley
that is HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!
THank you for the laugh!!
How funny. I love catching such gaffs in our local paper. Guess we don't have a corner on the market of the written ridiculous! ;)
Oh my goodness...that made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.
:-) Susan
I like the first one best! Thanks for the chuckle!
~ Leanne
Omigosh that was funny! Thank you so much for the chuckles, dear Sue...isn't it amazing how people can write such headlines without realizing how it sounds! lol xoxo
those were great Susan!!
Susan hello I am so pleased to be here chatting with you today after a long time of not visitng......I have missed your great comments and am happy to be visiting you.
love Lee-ann
Those are very cute Susan!
Hope you are having a wonderful summer.
Hugs,
Sue
gday Susan, Sorry its been a while ive had computer probs and lost all my favorites. So glad i found you again I needed a good laugh today, after recieving sad news. Take care I will be back to read more. Jen
Those are hilarious, Susan! As a teacher, I wonder who writes this stuff too. If people would just slow down a bit and reread what they've just written, I'm sure many of these wouldn't happen. Anyway, thanks for the smiles :))
These are funny...do people ever really re read what they write? In a way I am glad they don't because a good laugh is good for my heart!
those are great, susan.
i agree... laughter is so important. we get more than our daily doses here in my house =D
RYC...
"Did you have too much caffine last night? :o)"
No, LOL!!!! I'm naturally goofy. How about yourself after those headlines? :P
thanks for dropping by!
blessings and hugs,
Bobbi
Thanks for the smile Susan.. your follow-up comments were as funny as the headlines :)
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