Sunday, March 11, 2012

Do You Know These Hymns?



Participating, once again, in SPIRITUAL SUNDAY.  

I usually post something serious but I just received this in a e-mail and thought it was cute and wanted to share it here this morning to give everyone a SMILE.

After you smile through these I ask you to go to my previous post from Friday which is a review of the book THE CHEMISTRY OF THE BLOOD by M. R. DeHaan, M.D.   This is a wonderful, very moving book especially the Chapter The Chemistry of Tears.  


Do you know these hymns?

Dentist's Hymn.................................... Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn........................... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn............................... The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn................................ Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn................................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn........................... Standing on the Promises!

Optometrist's Hymn..............................Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn.......................... I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn............................... Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn......................... Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn............................ Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn.............................. I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn............ He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn................................ The Great Physician


AND for those who speed on the highway - a few
hymns:

55 mph .......................... God Will Take Care of You

75 mph .......................... Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph .......................... This World Is Not
My Home

95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming home
100 mph ......................... Precious Memories
HAPPY SABBATH!!!!!


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5 comments:

Mari said...

This made me smile! I did enjoy reading through all those old hymns - good songs!
The book sounds like a very good one.

Charlotte said...

That's cute. Thanks for the laugh.
Blessings,
Charlotte

Michelle-ozark crafter said...

Hee, hee! Funny!

Sylvia said...

I'm sure I've got a small pamphlet entitled "Chemistry of the Blood". Can't find it just at the moment, but will look again.

Oklahoma Granny said...

These were a hoot!