Wednesday, April 9, 2008


I dialed a number and got the following recording
"I am not available right not, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the Beep.

If I do not return your call.

You are one of the changes."

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses with out your glasses.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering.

And take without forgetting.

The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,

you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think.
Of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders.
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Tammy said...

Cute! (I love that last one...heehee)

Thanks for welcoming me back from the trip, dear Susan! We're tired but are already enjoying so many memories!
Part 2 will be coming in a couple days!


Pen of Jen said...

Short and Funny you promised!

Tina said...

"God made man before woman so as to give him time to think.
Of an answer for her first question."

I heard that one this way once.... God made man first because He didn't want anyone telling Him how to do it. LOL

These were great

The Olson's said...

Very cute! I liked the first one! Not something you would expect to hear on an answering machine!

Hope you'r enjoying your day!
~ Leanne

Our Peculiar Life said...

Very Cute! I sent them to my parents. :-)

Yellow Rose Arbor said...

Thanks for these, I needed some laughs!


Larissa said...

That was cute!!! It made me smile! :)

Daughter of the King said...

These were great Susan...

Sharon said...

What cute sayings! I love that message, that is so funny!

Hugs, Sharon

jennifer said...

Oh these are CUTE! I love the one about elders!


Momma Roar said...

Those are all so cute and funny!

danny wright said...

was this all on one recording?

Sue "Sioux" Seibert said...

HA! Susan, I love these. They made me smile! We should all smile a whole lot more!!

Folded Wings said...

Ha ha ha!! so funny

poetic scotland said...

One has to laugh upon such an imaginative recording... Amusing and highly enlightened the author...

May I say Susan - the transformation of your blog theme is indeed most welcoming to all who visit.

Penless Thoughts said...

Danny - No these were not all on a telephone message. Just a list of silly, funny sayings that began with that. Haven't heard from you in a LONG time. Glad to see you!

Alisun@ABrookeInTheForest said...

I like starting the day with a good Laugh thanks.

danny wright said...

I don't leave many comments these days, but I'm always stopping by.

diana said...

these are great and i laughed at each one.

are you getting any of this early spring snow storm? it's blowing snow (about 2" so far) as i sit here typing this.

Frazzled Farm Wife said...

Great ones Susan!

Are you getting the nasty weather that I have been seeing on the news? I sure hope not. Praying that you are safe.

Michelle-ozark crafter said...

LOL! That is funny!

Knit-Wit said...

The one about the eyeglasses is so true. I was doing some laundry this morning when the cat batted my glasses off while I was bending over the basket. I had to grope around in the clothes before I could find them.

Jenileigh said...

I love them! Thanks for sharing.

Kathleen Marie said...

Great one liners! I think my favorites are:

Blessed are those who can give without remembering.

And take without forgetting.

retha said...

Nice to have read this funnies.

Saw there is tornado and rain in Texas and Oklahoma. Hope you are not affected in any way.