Thursday, June 17, 2010

TIME FOR SOME HUMOR & A Serious Note

Just received this and thought it was too good not to share. Besides that, I needed a little humor as we have had a family death and I am going to be away from the computer & blogging for a little while.



NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.


She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"


"Reading a book" she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")


"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.


"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."


"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."


"For reading a book?" she replies.


""You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.


"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."


"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."


"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault" says the woman.


"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.


"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."


"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!




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11 comments:

Kathy said...

What a fun and humorous post, Susan! Humor does help in a difficult time, and know that along with the chuckles come the hugs, the prayers, and the tears that we would share if we were with you.

Please give Mickey our love! Kathy and Danny

Oklahoma Granny said...

Cute story. I'll have to tell it to my husband.

So sorry for your lose. My sympathy to you and your family.

Joy said...

Very funny. I haven't read that one before.
Please know I'm thinking about you Susan and am so sorry for the lose of this loved one.
♥ Joy

Kahri said...

funny! :-) Thinking about you guys and praying for you all!

Tiffany said...

I am so sorry for your loss and your family's loss. My prayers are with you my friend. :)

weavermom said...

I'm sorry for your family's loss. Thinking of you!

Shirley said...

My heart and prayers go out to you during this difficult time. Very much enjoyed the funny story - thank you!

Sunny said...

Susan, sorry to hear of the loss of someone near and dear to you...never an easy thing. On the other...a very funny story! I am going to send it to my daughter , who reads "alot" and is very intelligent :)

Sharon said...

Susan
Prayers and hugs coming your way in the loss of your family member.
Your faith in God will give you comfort in the days ahead.
That was a cute story.

Sandra said...

That's right about women who read.
Stay safe and alert on your trip and we'll be praying for you and Mickey.

Maxine said...

lol! That's the second funny one I've read today!

Sorry to hear of your family loss. God be with all of you.